English for India & Kerala

Malayalam speakers make very predictable patterns when they think in Malayalam and speak in English. None of it is “bad English” — it is translation. Here is what to say instead, and why.

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Common mistakes & natural alternatives

Instead ofSayWhy
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What is your good name?
natural
What’s your name?
“Good name” is a translation. Just ask for the name.
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I am having a doubt.
natural
I have a question.
In international English “doubt” = you don’t believe something.
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He is not coming, no?
natural
He isn’t coming, is he?
Use question tags, not a final “no?”.
Indian English
I passed out in 2020.
natural
I graduated in 2020.
Understood in India, but abroad “pass out” means to faint.
Indian English
Please do the needful.
natural
Could you take care of this?
Common in Indian offices. Say what you actually need.
Indian English
Prepone the meeting.
natural
Move the meeting earlier.
“Prepone” is real Indian English — many international speakers won’t know it.
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I am going to office.
natural
I’m going to the office.
Office needs “the”.
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Myself Arun.
natural
I’m Arun.
“Myself” is only for emphasis.
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Today morning I went…
natural
This morning I went…
today morning → this morning; today evening → this evening.
Indian English
Kindly revert.
natural
Please reply.
“Revert” means go back to a previous state in international English.
Indian English
Out of station
natural
Out of town / away
Fine in India; sounds old-fashioned elsewhere.
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Can you able to come?
natural
Can you come?
Use can or be able to — not both.

At work

Indian English
Kindly revert at the earliest.
natural
Please reply when you can.
Indian English
Do one thing — send it.
natural
Could you send it?
Indian English
I’ll do it today itself.
natural
I’ll do it today.
Indian English
He is my senior.
natural
He’s more experienced / he’s my manager.
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What is your good name?
natural
What’s your name?
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I am having a meeting.
natural
I have a meeting.

On the phone

Indian English
Tell me.
natural
Hi, how can I help?
Indian English
I’ll cut the call.
natural
I’ll hang up / I have to go.
Indian English
Line is cutting.
natural
The line’s breaking up.
Indian English
Who is this speaking?
natural
May I ask who’s calling?
Indian English
Give me a missed call.
natural
Ring me once / drop me a message.

In shops

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How much this one?
natural
How much is this?
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Less price?
natural
Is there any discount?
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Give one packet.
natural
Could I have one packet?
Indian English
Pack it, parcel.
natural
Could you pack it to take away?

At restaurants

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One dosa give.
natural
Could I have a dosa, please?
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Bring the bill.
natural
Could we get the bill?
Indian English
Not spicy, less spicy.
natural
Could you make it mild?
Indian English
Hotel = restaurant
natural
In international English, hotel = place to sleep; say restaurant.

While travelling

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Where is going this bus?
natural
Where does this bus go?
Indian English
I’ll get down here.
natural
I’ll get off here.
Indian English
Out of station
natural
Out of town / away
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Two tickets Ernakulam.
natural
Two tickets to Ernakulam, please.

In interviews

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Myself Arun, passed out in 2023.
natural
I’m Arun. I graduated in 2023.
Indian English
I did my schooling from Kollam.
natural
I went to school in Kollam.
Indian English
I am a fresher.
natural
I’m a recent graduate.
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My hobbies are reading books and listening songs.
natural
I enjoy reading and music.

Formal vs informal — the same message three ways

To a friend

“Can’t make it tonight, sorry!”

To a colleague

“I won’t be able to join tonight — sorry about that.”

To a client

“Unfortunately I won’t be able to attend this evening. My apologies for the short notice.”